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HEIRLOOM

HEIRLOOM

An heirloom you'll never inherit.

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β€” MANIFESTO

Wait. You don't have one of these?

There's a category of watch your friend's dad has. The one passed from grandfather to father to son in a wooden box. The one that came with a story attached β€” bought after the first promotion, worn at every Christmas dinner, mentioned in the will. HEIRLOOM is shaped like that watch. The story is yours to invent.

β€” THE STORY

Generational wealth, fast-tracked.

The original watches in this design language are status objects β€” passed down because they hold value, hold memory, hold proof that someone in your family was here. HEIRLOOM skips three generations. It costs less than a nice dinner. The patina you'd usually wait 40 years for? You can scratch it yourself in five minutes. The story you'd tell your grandkids? Make it up. Nobody's checking.

β€” THE DETAILS

What's inside.

CASERound, fluted bezel, stainless steel
DIALHoneycomb texture, applied markers, cyclops date
MOVEMENTJapanese quartz, Β±15s/month
SIZE41mm Γ— 10mm thick
BANDStainless steel Jubilee, hidden clasp
CRYSTALHardened mineral
WATER3 ATM (splash resistant)
LUMINOUSHands and hour markers
β€” PERSONALITY
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The watch your dad pretended to inherit.

Most 'heirloom' watches in middle-class families weren't actually inherited β€” they were bought, worn, then casually mentioned at dinner with the implication of provenance. HEIRLOOM cuts the middleman. The implication is the product.

β€” Choose your philosophy

Three variants. Three confessions.

Silver Mint
Silver Mint

The Tiffany dial of a junior associate.

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Silver Blue
Silver Blue

Suburban dad on his way up.

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Silver Black
Silver Black

First job, first impression.

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Silver White
Silver White

Wedding watch energy.

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Gold Green
Gold Green

New money, loud edition.

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Gold Blue
Gold Blue

Asia trip souvenir.

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Gold White
Gold White

Country club application pending.

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Gold Black
Gold Black

Boardroom, but make it loud.

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β€” THE PROCESS

From sketch to your wrist.

01MONTREAL, CANADA

Designed

Every detail conceived in our studio. From the octagonal bezel to the handwritten dial β€” nothing is accidental.

02SHENZHEN, CHINA

Crafted

Premium stainless steel, Japanese quartz movement, mineral crystal. Same factories that produce $500 watches.

03WORLDWIDE

Delivered

Free express shipping to 180+ countries. From order to wrist in 7-14 days. No surprise fees.

β€” WHAT PEOPLE SAY
β€œI've gotten more compliments on this $89 watch than my Rolex. People literally stop me on the street to ask about it.”
Marcus T.Brooklyn, NY
β€œFinally a watch that matches my actual relationship with time. My friends laughed when they saw it. Then they all bought one.”
Sofia M.Berlin, DE
β€œLooks expensive, costs nothing, makes people smile. Best $89 I've ever spent on a piece of clothing.”
James K.London, UK
β€” QUESTIONS

Things you
probably ask.

No. It's a watch in the round-fluted-bezel-Jubilee-bracelet category that Rolex helped popularize but doesn't own. No Rolex logo, no claim of being one.

Quartz movements last about 20 years on average β€” long enough for your kids, maybe. After that, replacing the movement is cheap.

That's the joke.

It's gold-tone PVD coating. The point is the appearance, which is identical at arm's length.

Yes β€” small magnification, 1.5x. Same as the originals.

Still have questions? Email support@vexatime.com
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An heirloom
you'll never inherit.

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