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MONEY

MONEY

Looks like money. Costs $69.

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β€” MANIFESTO

We're not pretending it's real.

MONEY doesn't try to fool watch enthusiasts. They'll know in two seconds. But your boss won't. Your tinder date won't. The bouncer won't. The job interviewer who decides your salary based on what's on your wrist won't. There's a reason rich people wear watches that look like this β€” they're paying for the signal, not the steel. We sell the signal. The steel is optional.

β€” THE STORY

Wealth, performed.

Watches haven't told time better than your phone in twenty years. So what are luxury watches actually for? Performance. They communicate something about you to a room full of strangers β€” that you have money to waste. The watch on the original this is inspired by costs more than most cars. Ours doesn't. The performance is the same.

β€” THE DETAILS

What's inside.

CASECushion, integrated bracelet, polished alloy
DIALHorizontal embossed pattern (teak deck)
MOVEMENTJapanese quartz, Β±15s/month
SIZE40mm Γ— 10mm thick
BANDStainless steel, H-link integrated, 22mm
CRYSTALHardened mineral
WATERSplash resistant
WEIGHT110g
β€” PERSONALITY
03

Honest about being fake.

Other watches in this style cost $20,000+ and pretend it's about craftsmanship. MONEY costs $69 and admits it's about vibes. The honesty is the luxury.

β€” Choose your philosophy

Three variants. Three confessions.

Old Money
Old Money

The version that whispers.

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New Money
New Money

The version that announces.

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β€” THE PROCESS

From sketch to your wrist.

01MONTREAL, CANADA

Designed

Every detail conceived in our studio. From the octagonal bezel to the handwritten dial β€” nothing is accidental.

02SHENZHEN, CHINA

Crafted

Premium stainless steel, Japanese quartz movement, mineral crystal. Same factories that produce $500 watches.

03WORLDWIDE

Delivered

Free express shipping to 180+ countries. From order to wrist in 7-14 days. No surprise fees.

β€” WHAT PEOPLE SAY
β€œI've gotten more compliments on this $89 watch than my Rolex. People literally stop me on the street to ask about it.”
Marcus T.Brooklyn, NY
β€œFinally a watch that matches my actual relationship with time. My friends laughed when they saw it. Then they all bought one.”
Sofia M.Berlin, DE
β€œLooks expensive, costs nothing, makes people smile. Best $89 I've ever spent on a piece of clothing.”
James K.London, UK
β€” QUESTIONS

Things you
probably ask.

No. It's an original watch in the cushion-integrated-bracelet aesthetic that many brands occupy. There's no Patek logo, no claim of being one, no attempt to deceive.

At a glance, yes. Up close, watch enthusiasts will know in 2 seconds. Everyone else won't notice. That's the whole point.

That's literally the use case.

Old Money = white textured dial (the classic, restrained version). New Money = black textured dial (more aggressive, more 'I made it last year'). Same case, same bracelet.

Splash resistant only. No swimming. Real luxury watches aren't either.

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